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2008-05-13
Dennis Rodman Beats the Odds and Sees Another Birthday
Despite a life of outlandish debauchery that makes Tara Reid question her choices, Dennis Rodman has proved doctors, NBA personnel and that snooty lady at the free clinic wrong yet again. That's right sports fans, the wedding dress-wearing, body-piercing enthusiast is celebrating his 47th birthday tonight with what will likely be a borderline-legal display of semi-pornographic fun.
Rodman, who remains the only person to work with both Michael Jordan and Jean-Claude Van Damme, has spent his post-NBA career serving as the Commissioner of the Lingerie Football League, nailing Carmen Electra and flirting with androgyny one feathered boa at a time. He leads the life confused little boys across the country dream of and does it with effortless class.
Here at 944, we'd like to wish Madonna's former lover a very happy birthday and offer to pitch in a couple bucks to bail him out of jail tomorrow morning.
Happy Birthday, Rodzilla!!!
Written by: David Breitman
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