I don’t understand those people who are best friends with their ex. It’s UNNATURAL. My roommate is like that with her ex. I haven’t fared so well. Is there some intrinsic rule that says all of my ex-boyfriends MUST be complete and total douchebags?? I feel like no matter who I date, or as great as our relationship may be, it never fails that breakup means only one thing �“ Bitchassness [oh yes, I capitalized that shit]. We’re talking low blows here �“ calculated and unapologetic. So what’s the deal? Is it in their blood? Are they genetically engineered to completely start SUCKING the very moment the relationship ends?? Or is that I just have bad taste in boys? Whatever the reason…I went for a midnight jog last night to cool down. For every asshole ex there is a mile to be ran. Running for me, is such an escape. A time to reflect and imagine. With every step I take my ex’s hair line gradually start’s receding. Hmmm…if only if only.