2009-10-01
MADONNA NOT SO MUCH
Written by: Michael Cohen
Last night I stayed up late and watched David Letterman. I am not his biggest fan nor of late night shows, but hello Madonna was his guest. And hello, it was so disappointing.
Madge (but she doesn’t like that title anymore) came out perched a nest of hockey sticks held up by 10 members of hockey team the NY Rangers (who did the Top Ten). As she waved to fans like a queen, an awful Bar Mitzvah band version of “Holiday” played.
Even though she was there, in theory, to promote her new album “Celebration” a greatest hits collection, which included two new tracks, she didn’t mention the album once. Nor did she mention anything about that stud Jesus, only that she would rather get run over by a train than get married again. So much for Jesus inheriting a dynasty.
Madonna had pizza for the first time, with no cheese, just some sauce, and olives and accompanied by a Martini. This much I liked.
When offered bacon, she said absolutely not! I guess we can keep calling her Esther, Madonna’s Kabbalah name,
Madge (but she doesn’t like that title anymore) came out perched a nest of hockey sticks held up by 10 members of hockey team the NY Rangers (who did the Top Ten). As she waved to fans like a queen, an awful Bar Mitzvah band version of “Holiday” played.
Even though she was there, in theory, to promote her new album “Celebration” a greatest hits collection, which included two new tracks, she didn’t mention the album once. Nor did she mention anything about that stud Jesus, only that she would rather get run over by a train than get married again. So much for Jesus inheriting a dynasty.
Madonna had pizza for the first time, with no cheese, just some sauce, and olives and accompanied by a Martini. This much I liked.
When offered bacon, she said absolutely not! I guess we can keep calling her Esther, Madonna’s Kabbalah name,
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She has never like Madge or Esther as a name...
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