Smells Like Gangsta - Part Deux ***UPDATED!

Written by: Laurel May
Smells Like Gangsta - Part Deux ***UPDATED!
I'm off to Macy's to find out what 50 Cent smells like. Here are some ladies with mustaches to keep you company while I am gone.

http://www.womenwithmustaches.com/

**** UPDATE!!!!

Okay, so I took a stroll down to Macy's. There's an entire section in the Men's Fragrance department dedicated to 50's new sauce, but when I asked for a sample I was informed there are none available. The nice girls at the counter squirted some onto a paper test strip for me and I gave myself an excruciating headache sniffing it the entire walk back to the office, in order to provide you with my review:

TOP NOTE: Melon balls, Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid

MIDDLE NOTE: A pair of new men's dress socks

BOTTOM NOTE: Three-ring vinyl binder aisle at Office Max

If anyone's interested, he'll be doing a personal appearance at Macy's Union Square, next Tuesday at 5 pm. Photo ops with the man himself with a Power by 50 Cent purchase of $68.50 or more.

Ugh, I need to go take an asprin.



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