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Written by: Rob Opacki So after you finish smoking a little marijuana, put the rest back into the cellophane and back into your baseball hat for later. Sometime later though while you were in a convenience store you took off your hat and noticed that it wasn’t there anymore. Hmmm, where did it go?? Fortunately a very nice police officer was there to remove the missing cellophane bag from your forehead and ask, “was this what your were looking for?”

The office was also so kind to charge this sharp fellow from Lebanon, Pennsylvania with possession of drug paraphernalia.

Try your pocket next time buddy.