Top 9 Happy Honesty Day. Those Pants Make You Look Fat.

Today's Top 9 Happy Honesty Day. Those Pants Make You Look Fat.

Written By Laurel May

1. Today Is a Special Day

Since April starts out with a day dedicated to lying, M. Hirsh Goldberg (former press secretary to someone) christened April 30th National Honesty Day. So, let's all take the opportunity to tell it like it is! Let it fly. It's all good because 944 just designated May 1st as I Take it Back, Please Don't Be Mad Anymore Day.

2. Best. Show. Ever.

What better way to kick off a celebration of National Honesty Day than a visit to the website of the television show which revolves around forcing people to face the hard truth? Pick up a logo baseball hat, thong or T-shirt for yourself, or grab a Sharpie, cross off the S and give as a gift to someone who deserves it. https://www.cheaters.com/?page=store

3. Way Scarier Than a Roofie

According to a Soviet defector, those commie bastards are currently in possession of a truth drug codenamed SP-17. This Boris goes on to say that this truth serum, " . . . has no taste, no smell, no color, and no immediate side effects.” Most importantly, persons given the drug have no recollection of spilling their guts.

4. How to Lie

Maybe you're not observing this holiday? Well, Instructables has an easy 6 step approach to becoming a better liar. The final step is to convince yourself that you are not lying in the first place, which pretty much makes you a sociopath, which is a great starting point for any liar. http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-lie-to-authority-figures/

5. Liar's Club

Today's a great day to join the online dating service made for lairs, AshleyMadison.com. Their motto is, “Life is short. Have an affair.” (we'd take it a step further and say, “Life is short. Don't enter into a committed relationship and rather, stay free and enjoy banging everything you see.” but, hey . . .that's just us.) www.ashleymadison.com

6. Great Moments in Brutal Honesty

Probably all photoshopped, but amusing nonetheless. http://www.manofest.com/Content/25-great-moments-in-brutal-honesty.html

7. If only Gray Powell Had Been a Member...

An identification and recovery service for lost items, imhonest.com provides members with labels for their important stuff. If lost, the person who finds the item can drop it off at any UPS location and will receive their own set of labels in return! http://www.imhonest.com

8. Where Have You Been?

Want the real answer? Bust out your iPhone lie detector and ask away. Alternatively, if you're the one who's up to no good, practice your lie on the app on the ride home and get that BS down pat before you take it in front of an audience. http://itunes.apple.com/app/agile-lie-detector/id291233177?mt=8

9. Oh Boy . . .

There's some long, boring story about how this anonymous email service came to be but let's face it: people are going to use it to send bratty, hurtful, mean messages to mostly undeserving persons in the manner of poorly-raised middle schoolers. Chickenshits. Enjoy! http://www.bebrutallyhonest.com/